Buxton and Bakewell

Wednesday we went to Buxton had a walk up the main street,checked out the charity shops for any good books and had a bite to eat and then it was off to Bakewell, Beautiful weather and the traffic wasn't too bad either.

 Down by the river

 One in every snap isn't there, those Canada geese get everywhere

 Rainbow Trout, the fishermen must be disappointed as these are really big, but no fishing allowed.

 Tufted Duck, fascinating to see these little diving ducks swimming under the water with the trout

Better picture someone else took earlier

As usual the male is brighter than the female.

All together now "Not as nice as these Teal's though"

And just in case you are looking for somewhere to go, check out this.

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Teresa went to confession and told the priest she had sinned three times that week.she said she had slept with Shaun on Tuesday, Paddy on Wednesday and Shamus on Friday, "Oh Father what should I do?" 

"On your way home,my child" he said "call it Connors the Fruiterer's,buy a lemon and suck it".

"Oh Father,will that cleanse me of my sins"

"No. but it should take that damn smile off your face."

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Psychiatrist: "So you think you're a dog, eh? That's no problem.Just hop up onto the coach."

Patient."I can't. I'm not allowed on the furniture!"

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"Do you serve women in this bar ? "No you have to bring your own!"

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