Laughter the best medicine.

A few jokes to brighten up this dull cold day (-1 outside) and put a smile on your faces.

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An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the
doctor  and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%*
The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, 'Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.'
The gentleman replied, 'Oh, I haven't told my family yet..
I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!'

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An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great.. I would recommend it very highly.'

The other man said, 'What is the name of the restaurant?'

The first man thought and thought and finally said, 'What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love?

You know.. The one that's red and has thorns.'

'Do you mean a rose?'

'Yes, that's the one,' replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, 'Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?'

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A man was telling his neighbour, 'I just bought a new hearing aid.
It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art... It's perfect.'
'Really,' answered the neighbor . 'What kind is it?'
Twelve thirty..'

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Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.

A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said,

'You're really doing great, aren't you?'

Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.''

The doctor said, 'I didn't say that.. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.

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 For all my "senior" friends, and you "young'uns, someday you'll be a senior too!! A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts,which he gratefully munches up.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. 

 She repeats this gesture about five more times... 
When she is about to hand him another batch again ....he asks the little old lady, 'Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?'. 
 'We can't chew them because we've got no teeth', she replied. 
 The puzzled driver asks, 'Why do you buy them then?' 
 The old lady replied, 'We just love the chocolate around them.' 

 It pays to be careful around old people !!!! 

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